5th Day of Winter, AR 2 (01/05/05)

The Fall of Bloodbrains the Horrid
By Beepsteeple, Chronicle Reporter

WINDOK - The Savincian city of Windok was attacked by minions of the mysterious "Utec" again yesterday. Mayor Iffangil was notified by a group of scouts that the monsters were approaching the town and fortunately had enough time to rally the townsfolk and prepare for the onslaught.

A group of hobgoblins and gremlins, led by a monster calling himself "Bloodbrains", came from the west. The lack of immediate organization led to the deaths of some townsfolk. However, the monsters were stayed when Efena the gnome, began attacking the creatures from afar. She was quickly joined by two gnomes, Xap and Arwith and an elf named Akabane, all of whom helped even the odds and drive the creatures from the town.

But by far the most astounding feat came when a gnome adventurer by the name of Flakes, came barreling into the fray. He, along with his faithful steed, Pony the Pony the Pony*, managed to score the killing blow on Bloodbrains, as well as take Bloodbrains' own etched long sword which he then used to help slay the rest of Bloodbrains' minions. What a cruel twist of fate!

"It has become apparent that these attacks will not stop until this Utec character is confronted. Only then will the Savincia be safe.

* Editors note: That is the pony's actual name. Talk about horse power!

Rot Guardians Take Stonehold Southeast!
By Hammurindle

SOUTHDOWNS - Stonehold Southeast, located to the northeast of the city of Southdowns was assaulted, and taken yesterday by an extremely well organized group of Rot Guardians. The Stonehold, used to house and train members of the King's army is said to be overrun with the undead creatures. "I regret to admit that the city of Southdowns and surrounding area now without the protection of the King's army, however I have utmost faith in our town guard," said the mayor of Southdowns.

"Thankfully, the area is not totally bereft of military protection. The Legion of the Rose, self avowed slayers of all things undead have bravely stepped in to fill the role left by the king's army. Runners from the Legion could be seen racing all over southern Larocia delivering the news of the attack to Officers in the Legion. The Legion, though utterly competent in dealing with these incursions has suffered many losses of late, and as such, has been stretched to it's limits.

"We are looking for new recruits," stated First Officer Varro Arvemon, who is commanding the battle in Southdowns. One such recruit is Xadrian of Southdowns, who became one of the first newly named Legion of the Rose members. The battle continues to rage on as this reporter writes, all who are interested in helping the Legion should travel to Southdowns to speak with First Officer Varro Arvemon. Officer Eston Le'Vik, responsible for the Legion in Amakiir had this to say on the situation: "The shear numbers and organization of this number of Rot Guardians is unprecedented, it has become clear that a Rot Worm Lord is somewhere in the area."

Khaseldon Invaded!
By Mellypeddle, Chronicle Reporter

CLADASH - Yesterday, the capital City of Cladash, Khaseldon, was attacked and invaded by an army of undead. Groups of skeletons, ghouls, ghasts and zombies descended into the center of the city. Luckily groups of heroes from across the land, including Gordy, BlackRhino, Efren, Achillon, Moonlight, Letharion, Hunter, Jade Moondragon, Zorbas, Feylaron, Glarshon Dreamsweeper, Wishdragon, Kellir and many others heard the dwarven cry for aid and managed to push back the hordes after a long and arduous battle. This has been all very puzzling for investigators seeing that Khaseldon and Cladash, in general, have been very quiet as of late.

"The Dwarves are known for being brash and opinionated, but recently have quieted down and have become very internal" Says political analyst Niah Mal of Liefshore. "Khaseldon being attacked right now makes little sense, especially because undead like that are often used as tools. Somebody is making a play on the board, but we don't know why."

When pressed for a theory, she answered, "My personal opinion is that it was a distraction tool for something bigger. Somebody doesn't want the dwarves getting involved in something." Officials from Khaseldon could not be reached for any comment other than this prepared statement, "The people of Khaseldon are grateful to the people of Larocia and New Illanthia for their help in staving off the invasion of the city. We must be ever vigilant in times like these, for the threat of evil is constantly at our heels and should either of our allies fall upon times such as these, you can count on the strength of the dwarves by your side."

As of press time, the bandits seem to fight to the death and none have been brought in for questioning. "They have made no leaning towards any side and seem to attack anyone" Says Hadlir Everkess of The Blue Order knights, "We believe at this time that they have no group affiliation". Until this mystery is solved, Captain Kelata of Kemilnar is offering rewards for any bandits killed. Travelers in New Illanthia should beware and make sure to watch their backs.

Sickness Spreads in Harborview
By Mellypeddle, Chronicle Reporter

LAROCIA - The new strain of the plague that some are dubbing "The Gray Madness" has struck one final blow in Harborview. Many of the town's local citizens were struck dead yesterday as they went about their business. One witness said, "I saw the provisioner, he was complaining about stomach pains and dizziness. All of a sudden, he fell to his knees and collapsed. He was dead by the time I reached him." This new strain does not carry with it the graying skin and green colored eyes as its predecessor. It strikes hard and fast. Oddly enough the new strain seems to have left those who were already sick with the previous strain alone. "I'm glad I'm not one of those poor saps." Coughed Pelson the Commoner before he went searching for a bed to lie down in.

This has, of course, made Harborview a virtual ghost town, but the mayor of Harborview, Mayor Eknod has high hopes. "My scouts are working on something. I will have a lead by the end of the day." Barleydale, Hopdale and Lokshire are already planning for the worst and have several caches worth of foxglove stored up thanks to the efforts of many brave foragers. Ralna the Cleric in Lokshire meanwhile is attempting to research the new strain and is unavailable for comment.


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